Get yer copy of Echo!

What the “Fuck You, Sun” is happening, all my fellow grumbly Disgruntleds who’ve uttered that exact phrase while shaking your fist at the sky after realizing you’re trapped in an entropic cycle of eat, poop, spooge, and work?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  I gotta admit—Echo is KINDA about that same dilemma, only applied to an ass-kicking cyborg super-soldier who eventually finds a better way.  (No spoilers!  😉 ) On top of that, I’ve layered the narrative with dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how thunder-nuts amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  a bunch of skateboarding hooligans whiz by while you’re in your swankest threads, and pepper you with a barrage of rotten eggs.  Slimy yolks erupt across your Armani vestments, dripping rotten, unfertilized embryos all over your face neck and chest.  They speed away, drifting into a loose line, and jump up onto a descending stair-rail.  You extend your arm and twist the air while throwing one of the deadliest spells to ever emerge from Hogwarts:


The railing grows miniature hands and snatches away their boards.  Then it rockets up between their legs, matching the momentum of their falling bodies with its own merciless, cast-iron speed.  Anguished howls fills the air as these deviant punks realize that testicles and steel are NOT a good combination, especially with body weight and velocity thrown into the mix!  Satanic laughter erupts from your mouth as they cry for their mommas—ha HA!  See, that rush of Smashed-Nuts vengeance you’d feel at seeing a bunch of hapless hooligans laid low before you is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a steel-cupped favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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