Tag: Sci Fi
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Much to my neighbor’s distress, I finish my shower-karaoke with a not just butchered, but fisted-in-the-anoos-and-left-for-dead rendition of “Every Breath You Take” by the Police. “I’LL BE WATCHING YOOOOUUU!!!” I scream into my shampoo bottle/microphone. Suddenly, a double-toned voice growls, “That should do it.” Da fuq? I look down and lock eyes with a pair…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dangly-sack is happening, all you big-scrotumed sex-machines who dread the thought of doggy style because your giant balls are gonna be subject to merciless, rhythmic impact—THWAP-THWAP-THWAP—as you soldier on from behind, crying silent tears of pain while fucking up a storm for the good of your partner but you can’t last much longer…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A hundred words. A thousand. Ten thousand. A hundred thousand. A MILLION. I write and I write and I write, turning my imagination inside out, upside down and into a dimension-twisting mobius. I lose track of time and space as my fingers dance across the keys, channeling idea after idea after idea… “KENT WAYNE!” The…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorNobberThoog McYibbenThobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I think, therefore I am. That applies to humans, animals, plants… …or Kent Wayne’s finger. Thank you Descartes. I’ll take it from here. My life as a forefinger is devoid of dignity. Whether I’m wrapped around Kent Wayne’s wiener, gripping the shaft until he finishes into a dirty sock, or whether I’m picking God-knows-what out…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
NarBoogenThobbs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the stripper-fail is happening, all my fellow big-wienered peers who’ve gotten a little too enthused and tried to spiral upside down on the pole while holding it tightly with your inner thighs but in the process you mash your dick-n-balls right up against the sticky metal, creating a giant red burn right down the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“So Kent, how do you feel about becoming the next Captain America?” Doctor Ray carefully measures out a singular dose of Super Soldier serum. “Ah, a little nervous, to be honest.” I laugh self-consciously. “It’s a lot of responsibility, you know? Being strapped to a cold metal table doesn’t help.” He gives my shoulder a…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
SkerZongerBongs! Thank ya muchly to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
YerZongerBongs! Thank ya muchly to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
Kent Wayne 