Tag: reading
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Sytishi Whisper Folk! Giant dog-warriors known as Wolven! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I point my laser pointer at the various wieners I’ve drawn onto the Powerpoint slide. “So as you can see, according to my doodles, length is no longer the decisive factor in penile preference. Girth and color play a part as well. While being fucked in half is by no means pleasurable, folks enjoy a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Berserker Oral is happening, all you spread-legged deviants who’re getting lapped and sucked with seizure-inducing speed, holy fuck your left leg is twitching like a flea-bitten dog whose getting scratched on The Spot, your face is all scrunched, your lips are all puckered, cheeks are super red, loss of bodily functions soon to…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Sytishi Whisper Folk! Giant dog-warriors known as Wolven! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
You may not know it, but I’m now a member of the international phenomenon known as BTS. Here’s how it happened: As I’m strolling through town, I walk past a rando alley and glance down its length. Holy magoobers, is that… BTS??? I stop in my tracks, mouth agape. RM gives me a casual nod. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the flipside-blumpkin is happening, all my fellow men-folk who have suddenly realized that blumpkins work both ways, and now you’re kneeling before your toilet-seated partner, lips trembling as a single tear runs down your cheek and you die a little more inside with each passing second, but your partner has no mercy; they express…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Sytishi Whisper Folk! Giant dog-warriors known as Wolven! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Oh hey,” I exclaim. “Ruthless billionaire Jeff Bezos! Bezos steps up to the urinal next to me. “Zany author and award-winning Man Whore Kent Wayne! How you doing, my guy?” “Not bad! I switched over to fantasy—now I’m writing about D&D pirates, only instead of cannons they have these gigantic stone pillars that are basically…
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