Tag: podcast
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 52, eighteenth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: I seriously don’t even…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!!
Buttholes and bear traps, it’s Free Sample Friday! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the full-bladdered sex is happening, all of you who have experienced the agony and ecstasy of bouncing and jouncing whilst frantically making deals with the Dark Elder Gods, begging them to use their twisted magics to hold back the impending stream of golden goodies that threatens to burst from your pee-hole? This is…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
They never stop talking shit about me. All day, every day. “Kent Wayne? Oh he’s the laziest angel around Heaven. Every one of us has a legit function, but Kent? Dude’s the ‘angel of girth,’ whatever the fuck that means.” “Kent can barely fly. We’re out there, helping people achieve sainthood or divine union, while…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the whorebag is going on, all my fellow Man Whores who always keep a sex-satchel handy stocked with magnum condoms, a book of poetry, and a phone full of Barry White MP3s so you’re ready to spring your Man Whore magic upon any form of life at a moment’s notice? This is just an…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the animal planet is going on, all you watchers of the creepies and the crawlies and furries and the flippery-ies who nod thoughtfully along when they commit perfidy after perfidy upon each other with their gross-ass beast-wieners and foul-smelling secretions because it’s “scientific?” This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Femur with some meat on it, coming your way!” “Thanks UgLug.” I snatch the bone out of the air and rip into a big ol’ chunk of quadriceps with my front two fangs. “Being a bridge troll’s the best, huh?” My prothagonous jaw flexes rhythmically as I survey my under-realm (the section under the bridge…
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New episodes for Strained Brains are UP!
Episodes 6 & 7 for my podcast Strained Brains is now LIVE! Come listen to me and Doc try and wax eloquent and probably get everything wrong! Check it out here: Strained Brains Podcast Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Macaroni n’ cheese—MMMM!!! Pot roast with veggies—NOMMERS! Mashed terpaters n’ gravy—good LORD! I LOVE the Whole Foods hot bar! As I pile heap after heap of delectable noshies into my annoyingly non-dividered cardboard carton (I know I know—I should just get a bunch of the smaller ones, but I’m a cretinous Man Child; I like…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 48, seventeenth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Holy McGibberts am I…
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