Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the scrotal fold is going on, all my juvenile-minded fellows who’ve crumpled up your sack and employed its fleshy malleability to express a wide variety of characters that include mythical figures, cryptozoology, and most of the gods from the world of Cthul— Hey man, that right there is one of the ugliest body parts…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
[It has been millions of years since we planted the seeds of humanity within the mammalian genome] My fellow Alien Gray, Zorbot 7, telepathically beams to me. [Let us see what has come of our efforts.] [Agreed.] I reply. [Earth has changed since it was infested by saurian aviads. Bless that meteor for clearing them…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the scatter-pee is happening, all my fellow big-dick-slitted meat-slingers who’ve tried in vain to explain to your loved one that even though a giant opening on the head of your wiener is fun to play with and looks super cool, it’s not conducive to toilet marksmanship and FUCK NO you aren’t going to sit…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Under normal circumstances, I glide through life as a freewheeling Man Whore, delighting Soccer Moms with my lariat-capable womb-hammer. (Use your imagination—the visual is right there for you to laugh at). That all changed a few months ago, when a virulent malady swept the Earth and finally accomplished what COVID never could. It has been…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nut-cut is happening, all you fellow sack-slingers who’re scheduled to go on a first date in the next few hours but you’ve accidentally nicked your scrotum because you were too lazy to choose a Manscape groomer over your goddamn face-razor and now your mind is racing a thousand miles an hour, rifling through…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN KENT WAYNE WAS BUT A HORNY TEENAGER AND THEY STILL SAID THE PLEDGE IN PUBLIC SCHOOL… I place a hand over my heart. “I pledge allegiance, to my Insidious Indoctrinators: those who call themselves teachers and incept our psyches with nonsensical beliefs under the guise of Adulting…” “KENT!” Oh shit—Ms.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the terror-poop is going on, all you warriors-made-cowards who have broken into a cold, trembling sweat as your butthole lurches and strains, holding back an onslaught of filthy evil that wrenches and twists your hopelessly outmatched sphincter while threatening to bust through like a Mordor-spawned Balrog that hasn’t fucked for a thousand years and…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Long ago, Kent Wayne’s brain withered away into a decrepit mass of sluggish matter. It no longer functions autonomically; it requires an external stimulus, someone who regulates his behaviors and actions. That’s where I come in. My name is True Hamster, pleased to meet you. Long ago, when I was a hairless tyke, I crawled…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Bring him in.” Martha Stewart’s Food Network minions—a motley crew of trolls, orcs, and kobolds—lift me high in the air. I’m tied to a long, sturdy stick, like Luke and Han when they were captured by Ewoks. As I enter her throne room, I catch glimpses of her gruesome trophies—Giada’s head in a jar of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Eight…” I flex my dumbbell-weighted wiener, lifting eighty pounds of steel with my off-the-charts sphincter-strength. “NINE…” I flex again. My entire pelvic floor quivers and jumps. “TEN! HRRAAAGH!” I rip off my wiener-weight harness and pump my fist. Yes! New personal record! One of these days, I hope Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion will…
Kent Wayne 