Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

What the scrotal fold is going on, all my juvenile-minded fellows who’ve crumpled up your sack and employed its fleshy malleability to express a wide variety of characters that include mythical figures, cryptozoology, and most of the gods from the world of Cthul—

Hey man, that right there is one of the ugliest body parts ever created!  It should be shaven and hidden, not used as an unwelcome addition to your action-figure playtime!  Nasty!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

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