Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the demon-gasm is happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’re smashing away with heretofore unseen vigor, causing your partner’s eyes to roll back in their head as they open wide and let loose with a guttural, bone-chilling howl—RUAAAAAHHH!!!—and now you’re scared as fuck because what if their pupils become blazing red pentagrams and chunks of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-nick is happening, all you penis-groomers who’re about to go on a date and accidentally cut your womb-hammer while shaving it of fuzzies but now you’re in a panic because your date’s gonna notice and they will definitely, DEFINITELY think you’re a dirty fucking birdy what are you gonna say IT’S NOT A…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As Kent Wayne’s wiener, my life is filled with terror and pain. It’s not all holes and tongues. I mean, yes, they massage me on a regular basis, but that doesn’t make up for the unrelenting wear and tear. Ironically, that comes from Kent Wayne himself. Right now he’s sleeping on his disgusting futon, snoring…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Karen Rage is happening, all my fellow-minded, mind-thy-own-business mofos who have been struck by an out-of-left-field, passive-aggressive Hadouken from an undersexed, fruitcake-gifting daemon who rules the PTA with an iron goddamn fist and now you can’t sleep ’cause you’re grinding your teeth in sheer fucking rage so you leap outta bed and ninja…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Soccer Mom Prime strokes my chest hair. “Amazing, as always. Tell me, Kent—why do we keep making love in hotels? Why can’t we go to your place?” I pillow my head in my hands and relax into bed. “I’m not married, if that’s what you’re thinking. Trust me—you don’t want to see my nasty-ass hovel. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the squeaker-fart is happening, all my fellow transgressors who’ve been called to do a presentation while your butthole is lurching and trembling, but you think you’ve got it under control, just gonna let go with a silent hisser and then it turns into an unmistakable cheek-clapper—pa-POP!—now you’re sweating bullets, talking louder and faster, hoping…
Kent Wayne 