Give my books a read and a review!

What the demon-gasm is happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’re smashing away with heretofore unseen vigor, causing your partner’s eyes to roll back in their head as they open wide and let loose with a guttural, bone-chilling howl—RUAAAAAHHH!!!—and now you’re scared as fuck because what if their pupils become blazing red pentagrams and chunks of your room start falling away, only to reveal a sinister hellscape where blood gushes and darkness reigns I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT—

WHAT’RE YOU DOING, BRO???  That’s not how you respond to an overenthusiastic sex-moan!  You overenthusiastically sex-moan right back at them!  There’s plenty of choices—angry Gollum, T-rex war-cry, Nic Cage rage-scream…Christ, take your pick!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

14 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. I finished A Door Into Evermoor and left you a review on Amazon (please don’t out my real name LoL!). I could use reviews on my book too! I’ve only got one! 500 downloads during the free promo in KU and only a handful of page reads sob sob.

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      • As you should! I like to be generous with my mate in bed, because it creates an elevated experience to see that kind of happiness for me personally, but I must confess I would be feeling less than generous if someone intentionally ruined one of the best parts of the experience for me…and I imagine other women may feel the same. So perhaps for the sake of your readers, you should skip attempting that as an experience in your dalliances so that the last thing they read about you isn’t an obit 🤣

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      • I know of a lady that decided to pretend she was on a rollercoaster mid-coitus by throwing up her hands and screaming. Her mate didn’t like it, so you’re probably right about the Gollum scream! 🤣🤣

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      • I think I *am* right on that one! I appreciate a good sense of humor, but there’s a time and place for everything…and somethings just don’t go over as well during love making 😂

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