Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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Soccer Mom Prime strokes my chest hair.  “Amazing, as always.  Tell me, Kent—why do we keep making love in hotels?  Why can’t we go to your place?”

I pillow my head in my hands and relax into bed.  “I’m not married, if that’s what you’re thinking.  Trust me—you don’t want to see my nasty-ass hovel.  The stink lines are visible, like an old school cartoon.”

“I don’t believe you,” she says.  “But that’s not why I pay you.  Now shut your whore mouth and give me some lovin’!”

Who am I to object?  HEH heh heh!

 

 

TWO DAYS LATER…

Doo-be-doo-be-dooo…just another day in the life of a professional Man Whore/fantasy-epic author/award-winning penis-slinger.  Down some protein, make some coffee, and get to writing.  Work out, stretch, then it’s back to writing and a bit of TV before I lay down to sleep.

zzzzz….(no, that’s not the right hole—exit only, unless you’re feeling extra freaky, in which case you can go for a lick but only after you’ve bought me dinner…)

ZZZZZZ….

My door bangs open, waking me from my Man Whore slumber.  What the foozis?  Who the—

Soccer Mom Prime steps into my room.  “Time for some wiener!  Couldn’t wait until our next appointment!”

“Hold on!”  I raise my hand, warding her off with a panicked gesture.  “Stick to the schedule!  This place is—”

“Too late!” she yells.  “I’m already here!”  And then she takes a running leap onto my futon, slamming onto my disgusting sheets and dick-stained pillows.

Evil stench poofs up from my blankets, enveloping her in a miasmic cloud of dry-aged fart, sticky-nut stank, and revolting swamp-cock.  The skin falls off her bones in strips and tatters.

“DAMN YOU, KENT!” she screams.  “DAMN YOU AND YOUR FILTHY WAYS!”

No—NO!  I can’t lose Soccer Mom Prime—she’s my horniest client and best tipper!

So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Soul-healing light floods the room, counteracting my jaw-dropping stench.  As Soccer Mom Prime weaves back into being, I carry her out into the living room and lay her down onto my couch.”

“Jesus Christ,” she pants. 

“I warned you.”

“I thought you were joking.”  She presses a hand against her heart.  “Note to self:  never, EVER touch Kent Wayne’s blankets.”  She gives me a mischievous look.  “But now that I’m here…”

“Yes,” I sigh, sliding off my jammies.  “You can get some wiener.”

Kent Wayne wins again!  Ha HA!

😀

 

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39 thoughts on “Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel”

  6. I was reading again your story, add pictures ?? I think that will stimulate your readers, on another note..,real soccer moms are horny, I’ve had a couple…it’s always moms and kids and dads are playing golf…loneliness will get a mom to have sex
    Take care
    Dave

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  7. Really i just thought having a pulse and a desire to be physically stimulated gets you horny! Someone with one that works independant to it’s mind is always good! I like the meet joe black type, silent, imulsive and not on the clock, converstaion and a rotation not to hit and run! lol

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      • i am on so many levels and have so many guards that i see everything, i wish i was still pottering about but proffessional, international and religious levels mean often people sire up! it may look random but it is a protective spiritual event! first responding as an autist is a nightmare, medium centred, dark angel walker to light my sight is ridiculous; i could do with a sleep mask! lol

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  8. LMAO: you need to use some royalties on an architect and a cleaner… i got a few hours fo an assessment! Futon is really gonna break you back and knee’s not to mention collapse on the first sign of playtime!

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  9. Yeh right! easier to concentrate when your eyes are across a back, might feel a bit intimate and scupper our O even more! to be honest i am quite shocked at my blunt representation, I should have hidden that in imagery! i will give myself a slap for that one! A ady should really put a gag on her naughty guards! lol💋

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  10. Little devil, i tend to coax out even the shyest of participants, i think you might get me pinned before i can get my footing! Bout time someone swept me off my feet! In reality other than professional attendances i do not talk! this might become a shock as HRH i think they thought i was gay! i saw their love of kids and thought carry on i will collect them when you fail! Remapping them was just a bonus, the joy of no investment of any of my levels! oh well should have played with your wife, everyone else still wants to! Staff the joy of them signing in to work! 💋🌹

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  11. you will know if i don’t i am solid, can shift around 10 levels of man, and he is massive so you best be good about it or you might find yourself being flipped over yourself! lol i am sure i will kiss it better if you accidently get bruised! Your ego may be a little more difficult to cure! lol make sure your pin weights in the one place, efficiency is key…let the experiments begin! lol

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