Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the howler monkey-style is happening, all you high-level fuckers who’ve taken a cue from the king of all copulators and decided to hit it from the back while you’re hunkered over and standing in a half-squat, but as you’re pumping away your haunted monkey stuffy comes to life and starts taunting you with a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I can barely restrain myself from rushing out to meet him, but you gotta honor Christmas tradition. So I wait excitedly in bed until I hear him climb back onto the roof, then dash out to the living room. Milk and cookies, both gone. Nice. Hold on—nothing beneath the tree? I yank my stocking off…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Ghost of Man Whore Past is happening, all you aged-out dickslingers who are now decrepit old fuckbags who plague the gym locker rooms with your sloppy-ass balls and liver-spotted frenulum, you think you’ve put your checkered past behind you but as you lie in bed, the specters of cervixes, rectums, and tonsils haunt…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
They must have worked out the bugs with neuralink, because mine’s all right. If I bump my head against the wall, the jack will make a weird click, but otherwise, there’s no pain and no discomfort. At this point, I’ve had it for six and a half months. I barely notice unless— “NYAAARGGH!” I clutch…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sexedelic is happening, all you adventurous folk who’ve ingested some quality substances and are in the middle of getting lucky with a random hottie, then the drugs kick in and as you stare into the depths of their spread-open butthole, it begins morphing into a Heath Ledger Joker with giant spider legs, you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
From a distance, you might think they were cowboys on the trail, but these four figures had no cattle. Their fire cut a spark against the night-darkened mesas, the glow from the stars was distant and cold. If you were to behold their faces up close, you would see three of them were wrought with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-bump is happening, all you caveman meat-slingers who’re soaping happily away in the shower, singing horrifically along to your favorite nineties soft rock, when suddenly you notice an out-of-place bump on your otherwise pristine wiener, the world hazes, you begin hyperventilating, you make a dozen unintelligible calls to some Googlable doctors screaming, “For…
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