Give my books a read and a review!

What the howler monkey-style is happening, all you high-level fuckers who’ve taken a cue from the king of all copulators and decided to hit it from the back while you’re hunkered over and standing in a half-squat, but as you’re pumping away your haunted monkey stuffy comes to life and starts taunting you with a series of bent-legged thrusts, you clench your teeth and pump harder, holy shit your thighs are burning, lungs are heaving, sight’s blurring at the edges but that goddamned stuffy is still going at it, now veins are bulging out on your forehead, your skin is as red as a beefsteak tomato but you’ll be goddamned if you’re gonna let a primate doll win this battle, suddenly your chakras light up and you scream in a mix of agony and ecstasy as furious energy erupts from your body and pierces the sky with intergalactic light, watch out Vegeta because you’re fucking coming for him and there’s not a goddamn thing he can do to stop you—

Whoa there, you Super Saiyan fuck-machine!  Ease off on the squat-fucking and cool down in the shower!  Otherwise, you might punch through space-time and take a shit on its corpse!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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