What the Ghost of Man Whore Past is happening, all you aged-out dickslingers who are now decrepit old fuckbags who plague the gym locker rooms with your sloppy-ass balls and liver-spotted frenulum, you think you’ve put your checkered past behind you but as you lie in bed, the specters of cervixes, rectums, and tonsils haunt you and tickle your decades-wasted penis, you sob into your pillow and tell them to leave, goddammit, just leave me the hell alone but they refuse to stop fucking with you so you lose your shit and run through your house while blasting sperm into every crevice and corner telling them to take it, just fucking take it and GO THE FUCK AWAY—
Damn, dude, go to the nursing home and sell that wiener! Don’t you know STDs run rampant among the elder folk because they’re sick of bingo and mashed potatoes? There’s plenty of opportunity for you—sheesh!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I’m sold!
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Thank you! 🙌
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Aging and sex…avoided thinking about it as I watched my own mom become a cougar for a period…but it is inevitable… Do you know what they call a cougar with hearing aids? …. Wait for it… a def leopard. 😜🤣 ( I totally stole that from a meme!)
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I should try that at cougar bars. There’s definite interest (or inebriation) if they smile or laugh! 🤣
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🤣 …wait, there is such a thing as cougar bars? Guess I’m too young to know about such things!!’ 😇
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Mostly just by reputation. There were, however, official cougar cruises, but I think they dwindled away. Not that I looked into it…😅
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😂
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“Psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks”? “A big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy”? Certainly sounds as if it should be up my street.
Now if only I can get over a couple of hangups, one being a feeling that a book isn’t really a book unless trees had to die first to make it, the other being the morbid fear of Jeff Bezos getting even richer…
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It’s trough that the retirements homes are dens of lust and depravity.
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They inspire me, lol!
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