Category: Kor’Thank
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-bump is happening, all you caveman meat-slingers who’re soaping happily away in the shower, singing horrifically along to your favorite nineties soft rock, when suddenly you notice an out-of-place bump on your otherwise pristine wiener, the world hazes, you begin hyperventilating, you make a dozen unintelligible calls to some Googlable doctors screaming, “For…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
[Goddamn, Kent Wayne!] my fellow alien Zorbot telepathically projects. [How do you like this new incarnation? Being a Gray fucking rocks!] As we scream across Florida into southeast Georgia, I can’t help but whoop in delight: [EHHHHHHH-HOOOOOO!!! This is awesome, man! But maybe we should table the small talk, huh? It’s hard to chat while…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-clench is happening, all you poop-filled folks who are running for the bathroom like a guy who’s got the ball and he’s down to mere seconds in a Superbowl tie, then your boss’s boss’s boss’s boss accosts you in the hallway and starts yakking your ear off about how good you’ve been doing…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m breaking up with you.” “What?” I stop plinking away at my latest story. “Why?” “My jaw is sore 24/7!” Ariel shouts. “In case you haven’t noticed, mermaids DON’T HAVE A VAJ! You’re the only merman with a goddamn wiener, and it just so happens that it’s FUCKING GINORMOUS! Oral’s fun, but my tongue and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the broken upcurve is happening, all you spoiled fuck-beasts who’ve relied on your angled wiener to score gasm after gasm, but now it’s straightened and you gotta work the clit like everybody else; you have to Google your ass off and squint at anatomy drawings like they were goddamn star charts from days of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Yule-fuck is happening, all you rabid sex-beasts who are banging away while festooned with ball-gags, jingle-caps, and candy canes stuck in every orifice hither and thither, when suddenly Santa comes down the chimney and sees you shlorping away in a lube-stuffed hole, he covers his face as tears of blood streak down from…
Kent Wayne 