Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the boner-break is happening, all you horned-up fools who’ve gotten back into bed with your scheming ex, suddenly, while plundering their holes with zest and aplomb, they snap your wiener with a flex of their orifice, then run out the door while cackling with glee, you stare down in horror at your once-mighty womb-hammer,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I was just here to learn Dark Side lightning! You can fuck all the way off with the rest of your angry incel bullshit!” “WHAT???” Palpatine, Vader, and Darth Maul fix me with furious glares. The Emperor sputters, “You think you can just half-ass your apprenticeship and—GET OVER HERE!” “Holy FUCK!” As I take off…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the glory-trap is happening, all you kink-expressing folk who decide to roleplay a random sex hole in the middle of nowhere, but unbeknownst to you your beloved partner has been choked out, dragged into a closet, then replaced by your vengeful ex, so instead of a warm orifice closing around your wiener, they throw…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“All right, Scorponok, time for you to settle in.” I place my newly brought parrot in his expansive cage and double-check on his food and water. “Fuck you!” he screams. “Fuck you with a rusty coat hanger!” “Um…okay.” I rub the back of my neck. “That’s not polite. Think we’ll give it a few weeks…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the work-jerk is happening, all you cubicle-ized cockslingers who are on the verge of a spreadsheet meltdown, so in an effort to maintain sanity you start punishing your peen in the handicapped stall (jerking it in the regular one makes you feel like a goddamn lion in a small-ass cage), funneling your office-hate into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Before zombie apocalypse, I known as Kent Wayne. I write many words, have fun as author. I service many ladies as big-wiener Man Whore. I eat Cheeto and Dorito, and live happy life. Now all gone. Shuffle around in zombified haze. No talk good. Mostly say: “Ruhhh….” Here come Martha Stewart. Best client from Man…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickbraid is happening, all you unsuspecting folk who have fallen asleep at a party, only to wake up to some douche-bro’s dick resting on your face, now you’re consumed by the burning rage of a thousand suns, it inspires you to yank off your pants, entangle his head in your dreadlocked pubes, cry,…
Kent Wayne 