What the dickbraid is happening, all you unsuspecting folk who have fallen asleep at a party, only to wake up to some douche-bro’s dick resting on your face, now you’re consumed by the burning rage of a thousand suns, it inspires you to yank off your pants, entangle his head in your dreadlocked pubes, cry, “ARISE, JUNGLE FRIENDS!” which triggers an army of crabs to erupt from your crotch and swarm the douche-bro’s face with a blanket of critters that sound like a cross between happy Minions and angry bird-chirps—
Hold on, friend! You need to slow down and ask yourself: does that douche-bro REALLY deserve to be inundated in nastiness? If the answer is yes…then pat yer own back, because you’re fuckin’-A RIGHT!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
You know, they have medicine and NOOD Flashers for that…. 🤪😜😝
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I usually just make a bunch of monkey noises while hunching over like a feral primate, picking them off, and flicking them at my enemies from my balcony. 🤣
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Hahahaha! You make monkey and ape noises too? I’ve been told I do a great gorilla! 🦍 We’ll have to have a sound off!!! 🤣
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I don’t remember much of zoolander, but the part where the 2001 theme is playing and they devolve into computer-banging primates will always stick with me! 😂
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Hey Kent, it’s Zakaria Amara. I got released from prison on Nov 9th and I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for liking every post I made. You probably didn’t think much of it but every single one of your “likes” gave me a morale boost when I was inside. So thank you once again! You are AWSOME!
Anyhow, I am now involved in Social Work and youth mentorship. I may not be able to change the past, but I will try my utmost to save others from repeating my mistakes.
THANK YOU KENT! Have a beautiful night! (I don’t have consistent access to the internet so please forgive me for any delays in response.)
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Hey, glad I could help! Good to know I could pass on a little light–I’ve been in some dark stretches where little gestures make a big difference, and I know how encouraging it can be.
Kudos on the social work! I wish there were more like you. It seems like you have chosen to point your focus in a positive direction, and that allows for all kinds of positive opportunity to present itself. Good on you, and good luck!
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Douche- bros are the worst.
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