Give my books a read and a review!

What the glory-trap is happening, all you kink-expressing folk who decide to roleplay a random sex hole in the middle of nowhere, but unbeknownst to you your beloved partner has been choked out, dragged into a closet, then replaced by your vengeful ex, so instead of a warm orifice closing around your wiener, they throw a handful of pissed-off bullet ants onto your shaft, followed by a sprinkling of tarantula hawks and giant Japanese hornets, you start screaming your safe word-phrase “LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!” but all you get in response is evil laughter, holy FUCK it feels like Cthulu is eating your fucking cock-and-balls—

And THAT, my friends, is why you get some verbal confirmation from your hole-tending partner!  Otherwise, you never know what could happen to your peen!  Hell, there could be a coked-out honey badger on the other side!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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