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Fun concept, brother-man. Got me thinking: Imagine a situation where the raptor is bullied. A bunch of jocks are like “Hey, aren’t you supposed to have feathers? Hey guys, look at this loser, he thinks he can just reject reality. What a loser.” Or they can be like “This dinosaur thinks he isn’t a bird. What a phony!” They then go about tar and feathering him in the spirit of recent scientific advances in our understanding of dinosaurs and stuff. The raptor can then be like “I’m not a microraptor guys.” The jocks then make a joke about him have a microphallus and then tar and feather him again. Something, something, something about how it’s cool to just accept how you were born and blah, blah blah.
This was supposed to be the link associated with the “This dinosaur thinks he isn’t a bird. What a phony” in the text above.
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/dinosaur-microraptor-hawk-fossil-foot
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Sounds like a great idea for a cartoon! Kind of a day in the life of a dinosaur type of thing.
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the share!!
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