Give my books a read and a review!

What the work-jerk is happening, all you cubicle-ized cockslingers who are on the verge of a spreadsheet meltdown, so in an effort to maintain sanity you start punishing your peen in the handicapped stall (jerking it in the regular one makes you feel like a goddamn lion in a small-ass cage), funneling your office-hate into teeth-clenching masturbation that would raise appreciative eyebrows at a bow-drill firestarting contest, suddenly you’re surprised by someone banging open the door, it causes your mouth to drop open just as you cum, as your face gets deluged a bit of pressurized load flies between your lips, hits the back of your throat, and now you’re coughing and gasping, flailing around and ricocheting off walls, they bust the down the door because they think someone’s dying, instead of assisting you they remain frozen in place as you desperately try and beg for help, but who wants to Heimlich the jizz out of a dude whose mug is glazed like a goddamn cinnabon—

And THAT, my friends, is why you wear a mask and goggles when you’re jerking it at work!  You think your coworkers will save you from your own fucking ball barf?  Think again!  They’ll probably point, laugh, and take picture on their phones!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

16 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Glad you “liked” my review of the tree book! I really appreciated what you had to say about the military on your Author Page – like the rest of life “it takes all kinds.” (Don’t know how you put up with it for 10 years, though! 4 was more than enough for me…) I will mention your site to my son who is into “Indie Horror and SciFi” – its not my cup o’ tea but maybe he will enjoy some of your work? Take care and I wish you well with the writing – it may not make you rich but it can be very satisfying!

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    • Happy to support! Yes, the military has a way of making a second seem like a year. I had to turn large parts of my brain off, lol!

      Thanks for the recommendation! I also have a YA fantasy book out, if that’s more readable. 🙂


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