Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the squeaker-fart is happening, all my fellow transgressors who’ve been called to do a presentation while your butthole is lurching and trembling, but you think you’ve got it under control, just gonna let go with a silent hisser and then it turns into an unmistakable cheek-clapper—pa-POP!—now you’re sweating bullets, talking louder and faster, hoping…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerBungerMung! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
It’s that time of day. Put down the comics, jerk my wiener, get ready for bed. Zzzz… ZZZZZZZZZ…. SEVERAL HOURS LATER Ow—FUCK that hurts! What the— I yank off my undies. My balls are wrestling with my girthy womb-hammer, enveloping its head in their wrinkly folds. “Help me Kent!” my wiener screams into my…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the birth-horror is happening, all you fathers who’ve struggled to resist peeing yourself as you wait by the bedside and witness your child coming out of your spouse like an alien chest-burster that ravages the precious vajeen you’ve cherished and cavorted with, but now you gotta force a smile and mutter something-something-something about the…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YerJooberBoobies! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the whore-hole is happening, my fellow whores of all genders, shapes, and occupations who’ve brazenly offered up your holes for plundering yet time and age have degraded their firmness and now you sob quietly at night as you contemplate how they went from beautiful, tight orifices into yawning caves full of horror and possibly…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I blinks sleepily…then bolt up in bed. My vision hazes into focus. Oh shit–there’s a quartet of ski-masked guys standing above my futon. “Don’t kill me!” I scream. “My penis is far too delicious!” “Nah, we got something better in mind.” He nods at his colleague. “Put him inside the virtual reality prison.” “Wait—what?” I…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkerJibbleNubs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YerBoggerThog McYobbenThooben, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-vein is happening, all you lifters who’ve suddenly realized with dawning horror that society has fooled you into working your muscles until they’re huge and bulbous, popping with vascularity like the veiniest of wieners and holy shit they’ve fooled you into MAKING YOUR LIMBS INTO PENISES— Christ Almighty—People like a little penis-y-ness to…
Kent Wayne 