Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dance-taint is happening, all you drunken boppers who’ve won heinous loads of unearned confidence by hitting an unoriginal, mediocre groove amongst legions of smoke-infused douche-minded folk, only to find yourself back in your room with a vodka-enhanced hottie but you both forget to take the all-important after-club shower so as you unknowingly bend…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Martha Stewart’s armored goon announces, “He-whores, get in your stockades!” After sharing a nervous glance with Ryan Gosling, I step into a set of medieval restraints. Legions of man-sluts follow suit. I can’t help but flinch as our locks click shut. “I just wanted to have some fun with Martha, you know?” Gosling mutters. “I…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-desert is happening, all you traumatized horndogs who remember the early nineties where you grid-searched forests for discarded porn mags, collecting scraps of half-degraded nudes and assembling them into a stinky, mold-eaten stash of sad-ass pics, then jumped for joy when your friend finally got a legit VHS and invited you to watch…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Careful…” I warn. “CAREFUL…” Kent Wayne grunts in annoyance. “ReLAX, wiener. I’ve been shaving your base for over a decade. I know how to care for my own damn penis.” “Then why don’t you lube me before a marathon jerk-session?” I retort. “You punish me three times a day, minimum! Have you ever exfoliated after…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-action-save is happening, all you polymath fightmasters who’ve gone John fucking Wick against a bunch of ear-pieced goons in basic-ass suits, beating them with utter impunity and creative panache while making out with your hot-ass costar and flying an out-of-control plane between strikes and throws when suddenly you get sucker-punched and thrown out…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I should keep writing, but my browser is flashing with a link that says MAKE YOUR DICK SMELL BETTER WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! Yep, you’re right—I can’t resist. As soon as I click it, Elon and Bezos hijack my screen. They cackle and guffaw with micro-dick-powered glee. “Thanks for revealing your physical location—our precision-guided…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-fail is happening, all you unlucky as hell sex-bunglers who lose your focus while engaging in coitus and mistakenly finger the wrong hole, throw your hands up and whoop like you’re posing for a roller-coaster selfie, or accidentally pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower and defiling everything within…
Kent Wayne 