Give my books a read and a review!

What the porn-desert is happening, all you traumatized horndogs who remember the early nineties where you grid-searched forests for discarded porn mags, collecting scraps of half-degraded nudes and assembling them into a stinky, mold-eaten stash of sad-ass pics, then jumped for joy when your friend finally got a legit VHS and invited you to watch it with him, only to find yourself in a desperate standoff where both of you are dying to jerk it but due to bro-code you’re relegated to forced statements describing how hot a lady is or how awesome it is to finally see a no-shit sex vid, but the true battle is happening within your minds and souls, where you’re willing the other guy to fall asleep or get knocked the fuck out so you can reach in your pants and start choking your wiener—

And THAT, my friends, is why we gotta keep civilization from dying or collapsing—it’d take goddamn millennia to rebuild the internet!  Ain’t nobody got time for an eighties-style porn famine!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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