Give my books a read and a review!

What the dance-taint is happening, all you drunken boppers who’ve won heinous loads of unearned confidence by hitting an unoriginal, mediocre groove amongst legions of smoke-infused douche-minded folk, only to find yourself back in your room with a vodka-enhanced hottie but you both forget to take the all-important after-club shower so as you unknowingly bend down to lap their nethers you get a soul-crushing whiff of their funk-sodden gross-holes, it causes you to stumble back like Batman after a direct hit of Scarecrow toxin, punching the air and screaming “Alfred!  ALFRREEDDD!” as imaginary phantasms crowd your vision and Ringwraith-style whispers fill your ears—

And THAT, my friends is why you never, EVER neglect the after-club shower!  Have some respect for human civilization!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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