What the porn-action-save is happening, all you polymath fightmasters who’ve gone John fucking Wick against a bunch of ear-pieced goons in basic-ass suits, beating them with utter impunity and creative panache while making out with your hot-ass costar and flying an out-of-control plane between strikes and throws when suddenly you get sucker-punched and thrown out the open door and find yourself falling to your imminent doom, unfortunately you don’t have a parachute but hold on giant balls are a requisite feature of true blue action heroes so you undo your pants, rip off your undies, flip your enormous scrotum back between your legs, grab a solid double handful and—

FOOMP!

—now you got yourself a ballsack parachute!  Ha HA!  A big fuck you to those unending hordes of faceless henchpeople!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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