My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
I never get these in my inbox. I do get everything else you post, though. Odd.
I’m curious, are your pens and pencils weighted? Or do you just lift dictionaries? Jumar did a GREAT job on this one, I love the contours and shadows. (I’m assuming he didn’t photoshop too much!) xoxoxoxoxox NOT a soccermom, just a fangirl.
HAHAHA! Honestly? It’s mostly all boring-ass diet. I make sure I get the the right amount of protein, manage the hormones through a bit of fasting and judiciousness with carbs, then throw in a few lifting sessions. I’ll tell Jumar, and thanks for the kind words, Fan Girl Kris! 😘
How I used to tell it was Monday: Look at my calendar.
How I now tell it’s Monday: See a half naked man in my reader 😂
Perhaps start with “Hello” next time and leave the flexing for the first date Lol! 😂 x
Kent Wayne 
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