I’m racing down the highway, engine revving as I shift into fifth. I throw a terrified glance in the rearview: An army of Tahoes, Yukons, and Suburbans are chasing me. A soccer mom had heard me say something non-worshipful about Kate Middleton and immediately started pursuing me. Apparently they have some kind of hive-mind-pheromonal-comms device, because one SUV quickly turned into a dozen, then a hundred. I’m weaving through a crowded highway, punching forward, screaming across lanes. Two SUVs pull up beside me, boxing me in. I see Botox-ed faces shrieking at me in rage. Shit, this is the end…I’m sorry for those times I took the last slice of pizza…sorry for those times when I took advantage of the free samples at Whole Foods…my eReader drops out of my pocket, open to Echo. Magic flash. A flood of torrid romance novels rains down from the sky, and suddenly the soccer moms brake in the highway, jump out of their cars, and turn on each other, trying to grab as many books as they can. As they exchange vicious chains of Krav Maga strikes, I make my escape by putting pedal to the metal.
Be careful when you talk shit about Kate Middleton. You never know who might be watching. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Echo on other platforms
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Mothers cannot resist the urge to pounce on free things. You nailed this one right on the head.
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Hahaha! All in good fun; I just like being goofy with my ads. 😉
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Something un-worshipful about our Kate??? Right, where are my SUV keys! 😱
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Hope you’re distracted by romance novels, haha!
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I prefer sci-fi!
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Making me swoon here LOL!
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“say something non-worshipful about Kate Middleton”
Ye gads sir! If this gets out in the UK it’ll be 1812 all over again!!
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I know. I’m keeping my mouth shut about soccer hooligans lol
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Feel free. Though I should warn you it’s probably all been said! Did you know some of those %&! holes were going around France in the summer (soccer tournament)..chanting ‘where’s your IS’ to immigrants (making sure the immigrants were outnumbered 10 to 1 and included women & children); that’s when they were not throwing stones at children under 10. Imagine these cheap excuses for males up against IS fighters? (I would at least say to the IS men ‘Peace and Blessing Upon The Prophet now have fun’)…
OK rant over.
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Rant appreciated! 😉
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Well said, Sir Knight!
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Hahaha!
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I dunno, Kent. Sounds like these guys need to be taught a lesson – Echostyle!
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