OH CRAPSKIS!  Dick Cheney has completed his transformation—started years ago by giving himself an artificial heart—into a giant, horse-sized spider with his bald, angry head on it!  He’s rampaging thru the streets—everyone he bites falls, writhes, then turns bald and angry.  He’s coming at me.  In sheer desperation, I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A bare-chested Chuck Norris jumps in front of me and deflects the Cheney-fangs with his chi-infused chest hair.  One thousand roundhouse kicks, some eighties one-liners, and he wrangles the Cheney-spider into a twist of hairy arachnid legs.  Day is saved!

Summon Chuck Norris; he will save you from bald anger.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.