Tag: yay!
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“A million and ONE! A million and TWO!” I walk into Chuck Norris’s garage gym, where he’s hopping in place, throwing an endless series of head-high roundhouse kicks. “Oh hey, Kent—what’s happening? One for the TERRORISTS! One for the HIPSTERS!” He jumps off his support-leg, flying high into the air so he can execute a quadruple-lutz,…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
K’BAMSKIES! I wake up and see some Fine Folks were perusing Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the nut butter is happening, all you clean-minded folk who are most assuredly thinking of the tasty cream in the center of a nutty buddy and not the semi-sentient Cthulu-goo that lurks within the wrinkles of Chewbacca’s ballsack? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to be a motherfucking Sith Lord? Goddamn Obi Wan Ke-boner is still out there, impressing the panties off girls with his stupid Light Side tricks, whereas I have to settle for hunting down rebels, playing against teenagers in online shooter games, or Force-choking my admirals. This…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker’DOOBIFICATION! Whoever those awesome souls were that were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the whiskey dick is going on, all my fellow peoples who’ve ridden high on the room-spinny magic of shot-after-shot partying, then hoped to end the night with a bed-breaking boff-fest, but been foiled by the reality of a recalcitrant chode that refuses to morph into a throbbing boner and continues dangling from the pelvis…
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Man Child Monday
My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals. …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker’DOOBEROOBIE! I wake up and see that some Amaze-O folks have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever y’all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Echo & Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, and desire to publish Echo 4) Echo Vol.4: Chapter 8, fifth pass Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Finals are coming, projects need tending to, admin needs doing…what the hell…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As the wind ruffles my shoulder-length hair, I place a booted foot on the prow of my ship, casting my eagle-eyed gaze across the swells. My fiance—Irma Horfendorf—clings to my chest, which is open and exposed, due to the fact that I’ve undone most of the buttons to expose my hard, muscle-cabled man-titties. “Oh Kent!”…
Kent Wayne 