Get yer copy of Echo!

What the nut butter is happening, all you clean-minded folk who are most assuredly thinking of the tasty cream in the center of a nutty buddy and not the semi-sentient Cthulu-goo that lurks within the wrinkles of Chewbacca’s ballsack?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Hey, stop thinking dirty!  Echo ain’t about the sweat-spawned, bdussy-marinated evil that arises from something as innocuous as a single skipped shower—no way, dude!  Gross!  Echo’s all about cyborg shoot-em-up, hairy-faced robo-beasts, and living-lightning constructs that go by the cool-ass name of “Blaze Avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how zestfully amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re lounging around the Cretaceous plains, enjoying your life as a take-no-shit velociraptor.  You and your buddies have just eaten a delicious stegosaurus, and you’re now enjoying the fruits of your labor and soaking up some rays.  Suddenly, a fleet of shadows darken the ground.  Before you can say “what the fuck?” your friend Rock-talon gets snatched up by something winged and leathery.  You look up at the sky and lock your terrified gaze on a flock of pterodactyls, the prehistoric version of a modern-day terror we call:

“GRAMMAR NAZIS!”

Velociraptors scramble up and flee for their lives.  They get picked off one after the other, carried away by handfuls of shrill, cawing bastards.  As you sprint across the plain, your eyes widen in desperation.  There’s no way you can outrun these bastards.  Your only hope is—

“RUAAAAHHHH!!!!”

Cyborg Hemingway (no shirt, ripped shorts, the upper left quadrant of his face as well as his left arm are comprised entirely of banded metal) materializes in the sky, dropping on to the back of a Grammar Nazi pterodactyl and ripping its head clean off.  As the decapitated body spirals downward, he jumps off its spine and superman-punches another dactyl right in the asshole so damn hard that its eyes pop out of its sockets and fly through the air like angry BBs.  Miniature rockets fire from the soles of his feet and propel him through the air.  He shoots through the flock, his hands and feet working in murderous tandem; as he blasts through their midst, he wrings necks, twists off legs, and tears nearby wings completely in half.  YES!  See, that rush of vengeful joy you’d feel at being saved from Grammar Nazis courtesy of the original bad boy of literature (cyborg edition) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a rollicking good read favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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