Get yer copy of Echo!

What the whiskey dick is going on, all my fellow peoples who’ve ridden high on the room-spinny magic of shot-after-shot partying, then hoped to end the night with a bed-breaking boff-fest, but been foiled by the reality of a recalcitrant chode that refuses to morph into a throbbing boner and continues dangling from the pelvis like a world-weary sea-slug?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Let me assure you:  Echo doesn’t go into one of the more hilarious conundrums that routinely afflict male genitalia; no way broskyevskies!  Echo’s all about cyborg shooter-guys, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future magicians!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how party-in-your-pants amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve been clapped in stockades and you’re being trundled down the main thoroughfare.  Your bunk-ass exes are hooting and hollering, screaming like those rabid peasants in the ending scene of Braveheart.  Rotten tomatoes splat against your face, coating your head in rancid juices.  Your eyes drop half-way shut as the last vestiges of hope drain from your mind…then you see a pair of men standing atop a roof, clad in nothing but yellow-spotted tightey-whiteys.  As the stockade rolls on, you see it’s Gary Busey and Rush Limbaugh.  Hold on—what are two of the grossest men on Earth doing at your execution?  Then they throw you mile-wide grins and double thumbs-ups, and start rolling something giant, hairy, and undeniably male toward the lip of the roof.  When they push the thing over, you see it’s none other than Steven Seagal!  One of the craziest craze-holes in the history of Crazy plummets into the crowd, his speedo-clad body gleaming from old pizza grease and the occasional patch of sweet-n-sour sauce.  A handful of exes are instantly crushed beneath his hairy mass, then he gets up and starts running through the crowd, mowing them down with dirty sanchezes.  Your mouth drops in awe as his fingers flit from his butthole to your exes’ upper lips, searing the skin off their jaws and causing them to stumble away in unthinking horror.  Amidst the chaos, someone smashes their face against the clasp of your stockades, breaking the metal off the wood and freeing you in the process.  WHEW!  It’s not everyday that the forces of Gross actually come to your rescue!  See, that heartfelt relief you’d feel at having your ass saved by some of the most disgusting beings known to man is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a white-gloved favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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