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What the wiener milk is going on, all of you who profess to be disgusted and aghast by it in public but then steeple your fingers together whilst privately speaking at great length about foods that affect taste and color, as well as preference for load volumes as if you were some kind of spooge-obssessed…

“Oh Christ,” I mutter to my coworker Jake.  “Do you see that?  Do you see what they’re doing?” “I see it,” he mutters back.  “The ‘children are our future’ my ass.” Right now, we’re staring at a pair of fifteen year olds who are tossing dried snot pellets into the air and catching it in…

Hey guys!  You guys all busy assigning survival-derived values onto increasingly complex iterations of behaviors that arose from the linearity of time which was triggered during the scientifically sound conclusion of a Big Expansion wherein space and temporality were instantiated so that mysterious forces like dark energy, dark matter, and gravity could form stars and…