Get yer copy of Echo!

What the wiener milk is going on, all of you who profess to be disgusted and aghast by it in public but then steeple your fingers together whilst privately speaking at great length about foods that affect taste and color, as well as preference for load volumes as if you were some kind of spooge-obssessed version of Neil De Grasse Tyson?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry: Echo isn’t about the hushed reticence we feel to discuss a bodily fluid that—when put plainly and simply—is prevalent in a vast range of life and only vilified due to societal programming!  No way bro!  Echo’s all about cybernetically assisted pew pew, hairy rowr-faces, and dope-ass future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-wiener-oriented and goshdern amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re back in tenth grade, spinning the dial on your school locker, when suddenly a horde of shadows darken the surface of its metal door.  You turn around and lock eyes with the School Bullies, all of whom have been undeservedly blessed with a steroid-comparable boost of accelerated puberty.  As they eclipse the light and smack their fists into their open palms, your throat hitches in and out in a pained gulp.  You’re motherfriggin’ done for.  Unless…

“HIYO FREAKIN’ SILVER!”

Oh shit—it’s your favorite porn star!  (Mine at the moment happens to be Veronica Avluv; gimme a holler if you’re reading this V-luv).  (S)he whips out two quivering dildos and starts beating ass like an escrima grandmaster, drumming glans and vas deferens off faces and ribs.  A pair of knuckleheads swoop in, trying to pin your savior down, but (s)he pushes a button their utility belt, and a cloud of blow-up sex-dolls rocket out from a secret compartment in their belt and pummel the would-be attackers in a merciless barrage of inflatable plastic—DOOFDOOFDOOFDOOF!  After a few judicious sidekicks to clear a path, (s)he grabs your arm, points a dildo-sword down the hallway, and—

—POONK!—

—it’s head goes sailing into the distance, latching tight around a door handle.  Your savior presses a trigger on the weaponized penis, and you both go rocketing down the hall, carried away by the dildo’s retractable decelerant cable.  As your pursuers try to rally, (s)he flings an arm backward and throws a scatter of compressed-gas KY bombs, coating the floor in slick, viscous jelly.  It causes the mob to stumble and fall, and you whoop in delight as you make a daring escape.  YES!  See that joyous thrill you’d experience as you were saved by the Power of Sex is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a spoogey-floored favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 D

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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