Get yer copy of Echo!

Hey guys!  You guys all busy assigning survival-derived values onto increasingly complex iterations of behaviors that arose from the linearity of time which was triggered during the scientifically sound conclusion of a Big Expansion wherein space and temporality were instantiated so that mysterious forces like dark energy, dark matter, and gravity could form stars and give rise to us earthbound fleshlings who pay tribute on a daily basis to a given configuration of hierarchic societal values without even realizing it in most cases?  Yeah—me too!  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears:  Echo isn’t some exercise in navel-gazing that contemplates our evident meaninglessness (actually, book 4 kind of gets into it, but the conclusion isn’t one of futility)  No way, bro!  Echo’s all about cyborg pew pew, robo-beast faces, and beautiful future wizards who channel their psyche through dope-ass weapons like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how cosmo-cocked amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at the mall, relaxing in the food court, enjoying your delicious three-entree meal from Panda Express (I know it’s bad for you, but it TASTES SO GOOD!), when suddenly your fingers start grasping and crinkling the soda-filled cup by your chest.  Why is this happening, you ask?  Because you’ve been ringed in by vacuous teenagers; they’re conversation is devoid of all meaning, and your brain is being assaulted by an unending slew of “ohmagawds,” “Obvi,”s, “that’s lit,” and other look-at-me-i’m-cool-because-i’ve-utilized-trendily-tribal dialogue.  FUCK!  You look at your chest and your heart drops; something is squirming within your shirt.  You peek down your collar and see an outline of an air-headed teen socialite’s face writhing against your skin, snarling and hissing like a chest-burster from Aliens.  You try to get to your feet but end up tipping your chair back in sheer panic, hitting the deck as you claw at your chest and scream “AHGODPLEASEHELP!”  But to no avail; every teen around you is too busy squawking the latest catchphrases or they’re on their smartphones, canvassing the newest social media app because apparently facebook isn’t cool enough.  Just before your torso erupts with blood, elite CDC workers burst into the mall, clad in level 4 containment suits.  They whisk you away into a hermetically sealed trauma chamber, and save your life through a complicated series of in-depth procedures.  In the midst of it, they tell you that all is well; all those eye-rolling teens have been placed in quarantine and rendered safe.  Tears leak down your cheeks—perhaps many of your tax dollars are subject to waste, but you realize that every cent that goes toward the CDC is well worth it, especially if they can stave off the latest wave of human inanity.  YES!  See, that immense relief you’d feel at not having to die from a deluge of asinine dialect is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a well-elocuted favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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