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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A speaker-boosted voice rings through the air: “FEE FI FO FUM! I’M ABOUT TO SPLIT ME SOME BUM!” I scream and wail as I run across an ember-riddled field. Dozens of other Man Whores sprint alongside me, sobbing and pleading as a sleek, insectile attack-ship keep steady pace with us, firing state-of-the-art dildos into our…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
Big Thanks goes out to Lamar, for throwing Echo 1 five stars on Goodreads! Mcmotherfreakin’McBOOMSKIES! Thanks muchly, Lamar!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!!
Rejoice, me fellow deviants, for it be Free Sample Friday! Yar! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Echo 1 gets four stars on Amazon!!!
Big thanks goes out to K.J. Phoenix, who threw Echo 1 four stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much K.J!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition …
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the old boxing glove is going on, my fellow folks who’ve decided to dip their toe in a little pugilistic punch n’ parry, then caught a whiff of some stank-ass mitt that’s become a concentrated breeding factory for Evil after housing a schweaty fist that’s spent a giant percentage of its existence in noses,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“May I…MOUNT you, Man Whore?” OhGodohChristhowtheDarkKnightdoIgetoutofTHIS…. “Yes, Mistress Martha,” I whisper. She climbs onto my hips. As she yowls and screeches atop my member, tears leak down both my cheeks. I didn’t know that being a Man Whore would lead to this—it feels like demons are shitting on my fucking SOUL… I’ve closed my eyes…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Rectums from Reticuli! I wake up and see that some amaze-faced Amaze-os have bought Echo on Kindle! Whoever you folks are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the finger sniff is happening, all you—EVERY SINGLE ONE, DON’T LIE—who have scratched an odious orifice, maintained a perfectly straight face (as if being nonchalant will help you conceal your impending perfidy), and taken a whiff of the repugnant film that coats your phalanges? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Once upon a time, a princess named Erany Lindelthi lived in the forest. She capered amongst the spirits and beasts, and never lacked for anything, for she had been gifted by the Elder Gods with sylvan magics. If she wished for flowers, eye-catching blooms would sprout from the earth. If she wished for clothes, cotton…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
What in the wax-whirled whatowski! David A Kemp throws Echo 1 five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much David!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition …
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