Tag: yay!
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Skibskab McGab! Whoever y’all are that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“My name…” I adjust the horned helmet atop my head, staring grimly into the speckled mirror. “is SKOR’GOTH.” Raucous laughter erupts from behind me, and a bunch of giant ten-year-olds bust out from the bathroom stalls. “You ain’t no SKOR’GOTH!” Garret McIvers yells. “Your name is Kent Wayne, and you’re seven years old!” I turn…
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Echo 3 gets a 5-star on Goodreads!!!
Ber’doobikus REX! Jane Tims throws Echo 3 a 5-star on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Jane Tims!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Also, my buddy…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the scary baby is happening, all my fellow peoples who’ve been surprised by their friend’s disgusting-ass newborn and suppressed a violent “OH SWEET JESUS GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!” while other baby-ensorcelled folks cooed and burbled, utterly hypnotized by that smelly little flesh-form that’s 99.9999% likely to grow into an unremarkable and unlikable…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
The blank page. And on it: that blinking cursor. What to write. What to wriiiiite…what to write what to write what to write…murderous accountants? Nah. Insectoids? Done it. Farts? Done it a billion times over. Same with soccer moms, Steven Seagal, sentient sperm, rogue genitals…hmm…. I get up from my computer and crack a cold…
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Thank You Recent Purchasers!
Skerjubbly McGubblies! Whoever those folks were that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4: Chapter 36, twelfth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: BOOM! This is the SECOND…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Cult Leader Wayne! Cult Leader Wayne! Wake up!” Adept Zorostros shakes me by the shoulders. “Huh? Whazzat?” I tumble off my beanbag and blink sleepily, adjusting the dino-headed tiara that lies atop my head. “ “The compound’s been invaded! The forces of Adulting have breached the perimeter and HYAGHLKAKKKK!!!” Zorostros clutches his throat as he’s…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I place a booted foot on the prow of my ship, my open-throated shirt flipping and flapping. Soccer moms cling to my legs and waist as I lean into the wind, narrowing my eyes at a legion of pirate ships dotting the waters. “What will we DO, Kent Wayne? Please—I need some carnal relief!” One…
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Free Sample Friday!
Bl’KOW! Free sample Friday! Check out barbarians, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-soldier fellas here: Echo. Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…
Kent Wayne 