Get yer copy of Echo!

What the scary baby is happening, all my fellow peoples who’ve been surprised by their friend’s disgusting-ass newborn and suppressed a violent “OH SWEET JESUS GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!” while other baby-ensorcelled folks cooed and burbled, utterly hypnotized by that smelly little flesh-form that’s 99.9999% likely to grow into an unremarkable and unlikable adult?  (Just get a puppy.  Admit it—they’re cuter!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries: Echo isn’t about mewling little tyrants that we as a species feel compelled to eject from millions of vajeens all the world over; no way, Broskyevsky!  Echo’s all about cyborg shoot-em-up, hairy-faced rowr-things, and dope-ass future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how diaper-free amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the aforementioned scenario at a neighborhood BBQ, where one of your traitorous neighbors scares you with their wrinkly-faced infant.  You gasp out an oath that repels demons, and simultaneously make the sign of the Evil Eye.  The other neighbors huddle close, casting plastic cups and half-eaten hot dogs at your face, chanting:  “BOW TO THE BABY!  BOW TO THE BABY!”  Then they throw their little suburbia spawn at you.  In a matter of seconds you’re enveloped in a mass of biting, chewing tykes.  But wait!  Gandalf the Gray materializes in a puff of mist, strikes the earth with the tip of his staff, and screams, “GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!”  The vampiric infants drop from your body, instantly aging forty years into the dad-bodded former bros that they’re destined to become.  You start whupping their asses, because everyone knows that former bros are way easier to beat than a bunch of adderall-crazed tykes.  YES!  See, that rush of Get the Fuck Off My Lawn you’d feel as you were laying waste to a bunch of office-cowed eunuchs is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an awesome-blossomed favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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