Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I arrange the Cheeto, the Dorito, and the Gusher carefully atop my Castle Grayskull fortress, light an amaretto bayberry candle, and clasp my hands together. “And so I offer these holy foods up to the daemon lord Blorlog, so that he may continue gifting me with a monstrous wiener and a host of stories, through…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Ohhhhh…skibberskowskiDOO!!! Whoever those amaze-faced folks are that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday, Thank You All So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Fluorescent algae light up all around me. My tour guide eyes me warily from his jet-ski. “Be careful, Kent. There are dangerous animals out here—sharks, jellyfish, stingrays… “Ah, come on.” I wave my hand dismissively. “They’re my ocean friends! Watch: ” I stick two fingers into my mouth, whistle—phwee-eww-WEET!—and a conga line of dolphins, whales,…
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Free Sample Friday!
Free sample Friday, biznowskis! Got some free sample chapters for you all! Check out barbarians, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-soldier fellas here: Echo. Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
What the nerd-sex is happening, all my fellow peeps who inwardly cringe at the prospect of a boff session interspersed with apologetic snickers and hesitantly voiced questions regarding comfortability during insertion? (Actually, who am I kidding: nerd-rage probably manifests during coitus in the form of demon howls and a flood of bodily fluids that tears…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Whassup, Kent? Whatchoo up to?” “Ah, nothing. Just sharpening my axe, getting ready to beat some Elven ass. What about you, UgNug?” I stop running a whet stone across my weapon. “Same as you brother—I was fletching some arrows, but I got bored so I’m taking a break.” “Man.” I scratch my prothagonous jaw. “Isn’t…
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Echo 2 gets five stars on Amazon.co.uk!
b’ZAMSKIES! Lisa Reynolds throws Echo 2 five stars on Amazon.co.uk! Thank You So Much Lisa!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! …
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
What the spider-monkey-style sex is happening, all my fellow lovemakers who’ve raised up into a semi-squat during a doggorific pounding, and been abruptly seized by vicious hamstring cramps and curled into a fetal position while voicing pained gasps and crying for a doctor? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Hey!” I shake around inside my shell, sloshing my viscous body back and forth. “HEY!” The others grumble and mutter. “IF WE DON’T DO SOMETHING, THEN KENT WAYNE IS GONNA EAT US!!!” Left 2, Upper Row says, “Jesus Christ, R1D, we’re fucking EGGS. Of course he’s gonna eat us—someone’s gonna eat us, or we’re going…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Ker’dibbles McGOO! Whoever you folks were that bought Echo yesterday, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! If…
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