Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the nerd-sex is happening, all my fellow peeps who inwardly cringe at the prospect of a boff session interspersed with apologetic snickers and hesitantly voiced questions regarding comfortability during insertion?  (Actually, who am I kidding:  nerd-rage probably manifests during coitus in the form of demon howls and a flood of bodily fluids that tears the bedroom door clean off its hinges).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  No worries, dear readers:  neither Echo nor my podcast detail Jay Baruchel’s nasal moans as he releases the buildup of Code Red that’s infiltrated his mitochondria from decades of online gaming.  NO—Echo’s all about pissed off cyborg shooter fellas, hairy-faced rowr-beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how manly and steak-like positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re doing a DIY project on your house, getting that bone-deep satisfaction from working with your hands—tearing, building, and prettying stuff up.  After you’re covered in a fine mist of drywall, sweat, and House Gunge, you decide to take a break on your balcony with a cold mountain dew.  The sweet fizzle hits your tongue, and you close your eyes as a delicious rush of sugar n’ caffeine floods your brain.  Ahhh….the perfect complement to some satisfying housework and the glaring summer sun.  Suddenly, an interdimensional portal opens to your left and a bevy of beautiful Elves step out from its aperture.  One of them primly crosses their hands in front of their waist and asks you a question:

“How many of your holes and appendages would you like us to suckle and fellate, Master?”

After you pick your jaw up off the floor you manage to squeak:  “All of them?”

Four of the Elves arrange themselves into a string quartet, another four into an acapella group, and the rest start licking, sucking and *CENSORED* you while you guzzle mountain dew and listen to their enchanted music, launched so far into the depths of pleasure that you top Will Ferrell in the pursuit of Most Ridiculous O Face Ever.  YES!  See, that rush of unbridled ecstasy you’d feel at getting your soul blown (both literally and figuratively) at the hands of some horny ass Elves is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne, a sugary, sexarific favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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