Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
Hey guys, you know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist, a magic revolver and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Wake up, Kent! We’re going on patrol!” “Huh?” I squint at Cyclops, blink sleepily, then turn away and pull my blanket to my cheek. “Fuck off, Scott. I don’t have powers—I’m not on the team.” “You are today! Cerebro says you’re about to manifest! And watch your language!” He slings me over his shoulder and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the testicular insecurity is going on, all my fellow meat-slingers who’re packing a juicy thick womb-hammer but your nuts fail to measure up, so you die a little more inside whenever you see a porn where the sack is clapping stoutly against the clit or the butthole, and this haunts you to the point…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! The last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, and an epic battle in the Witchcraft City! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As Martha Stewart plays with my chest hair, I pillow my head with both hands, smiling smugly up at the ceiling. “Best Man Whore I’ve ever had,” she marvels. “How do you do it?” A mild shrug. “Locating the clit is just the tip of the iceberg—I’ve got girth, upcurve, an uncanny awareness of when…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Today is the LAST day all four Echo books are FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day all four volumes of Echo are FREE on Kindle! #WritingCommunity Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 &…
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For today and tomorrow, all four Echo books are FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, all four volumes of Echo are FREE on Kindle! #WritingCommunity Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2…
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