Tag: reading
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Urrrgh… Long ago, my name Kent Wayne. I eat Cheeto and dorito. Drink mountain dew and feast on pizza. Make love to soccer moms, and earn good money for Man Whore smashies. Then zombie virus run amuck, and I try to hide from ugly biters. They chase me down and bite bite bite. Bite my…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the face-fuck is happening, all my fellow menfolk who are navigating this low-key sexual revolution where kinks and nontraditional lifestyles are slowly emerging along with new standards of respect and etiquette, but you’re nevertheless surprised when your lady-friend informs you that a certain percentage of women consider face-fucking to be feminist because they’re tired…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! All this and more…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
What’s this? I bend down and pick up what looks like a fancy business card. The front says: MAN WHORE WANTED FOR THIRSTY SOCCER MOM. MUST HAVE GIRTH, UPCURVE, AND TOLERANCE FOR ROMCOMS. The back has a name, email, and contact number. Girth and upcurve? I’m your guy! (We can talk about the romcoms. Might…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-barrassment is going on, my fellow fuckers who’re pounding away, congratulating yourself as your lady rises up and begins squirting all over you, then it blasts you in the eye and you involuntarily flinch but you still soldier on, your impaired vision is getting in the way so you decide to manually finish…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! All this and more…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
There’s positive things about sexual dry streaks: you don’t have to clean, you can fart all you want, and you can let your boosh grow into an unkempt jungle. Speaking of which…I lift up my blanket and examine the thicket. As long as there aren’t any bitey little bugs— A reptilian head pokes out, glances…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
Kent Wayne 