Tag: podcast
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What the Whaaaattt!! Echo 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!!
Big thanks goes out to K. Leigh, who just threw Echo 1 four stars on Goodreads AND posted a very kind review of it on there! Thank You So Much K. Leigh!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A speaker-boosted voice rings through the air: “FEE FI FO FUM! I’M ABOUT TO SPLIT ME SOME BUM!” I scream and wail as I run across an ember-riddled field. Dozens of other Man Whores sprint alongside me, sobbing and pleading as a sleek, insectile attack-ship keep steady pace with us, firing state-of-the-art dildos into our…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!!
Rejoice, me fellow deviants, for it be Free Sample Friday! Yar! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the old boxing glove is going on, my fellow folks who’ve decided to dip their toe in a little pugilistic punch n’ parry, then caught a whiff of some stank-ass mitt that’s become a concentrated breeding factory for Evil after housing a schweaty fist that’s spent a giant percentage of its existence in noses,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“May I…MOUNT you, Man Whore?” OhGodohChristhowtheDarkKnightdoIgetoutofTHIS…. “Yes, Mistress Martha,” I whisper. She climbs onto my hips. As she yowls and screeches atop my member, tears leak down both my cheeks. I didn’t know that being a Man Whore would lead to this—it feels like demons are shitting on my fucking SOUL… I’ve closed my eyes…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the finger sniff is happening, all you—EVERY SINGLE ONE, DON’T LIE—who have scratched an odious orifice, maintained a perfectly straight face (as if being nonchalant will help you conceal your impending perfidy), and taken a whiff of the repugnant film that coats your phalanges? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the surreptitious stain is going on, all you folks who’ve kept others guessing about a dark spot centered directly above your crotch (was it an errant splash of water? Or hath the potential perpetrator excreted something far more nefarious? The game is afoot!) This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy…
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New Episodes of Strained Brains!
Episodes 4 and 5 of Strained Brains are motherfreakin’ LIVE! Come hear me strain my pitiful brains! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the felch-fail is happening, all my fellow people who pretend to not know what that word is (if you don’t know, then for the love of God, do NOT google it!) and make a disgusted face while secretly laughing on the inside? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
[To me, my X-men!] Professor X’s mental command thunders through my mind. I bolt up in bed and start running toward his study, dressed in my Star Wars jammies, humming the theme to the ’90s X-men cartoon under my breath. (da nanana naaah na nah. Da nanana naaah na nah. Da nanana naaah na NAH—nahnah.)…
Kent Wayne 