Tag: podcast
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Fuckles McShitbait! Am I in a dream? A computer? Where the man-boob undergunk have I ended up now??? Floating penises bop my lips, making cute little sounds like “merp!” and “yerbles,” as they do so. I swat them away, squinting in irritation. “Mmff! No! Get the fuck out of here!” A bunch more start poking at…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!
Buttholes and bear traps, it’s Free Sample Friday! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the scrote-pimple is happening, all my fellow humans who’ve gazed in disgust and fascination at a hideous vesicle atop an already-gross mass of flesh that resembles an exposed cat-brain? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Twenty years ago, Kent Wayne attained psychic powers. A five mile radius around his San Francisco studio became known as the “Wayne Zone,” a region of the space-time continuum filled with inexplicable phenomena. It slowly expanded, gaining territory an inch at a time, eventually consuming the entire city, the Bay Area, and now a good…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
How you all doing, my fellow olfactory warriors—those of you who’ve spent a busy night in the club, managed to charm a lucky individual into your bed, but now have to power through vegetation-withering odors so you can get you some booty? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I adjust the mic clipped to my shirt, trying to keep my hands from shaking. “Uh…not really sure why you guys invited me to speak at a TED talk…” “Relax.” The sound tech helps secure it to my clothing, checks his tablet, and pats me twice on the shoulder. “You’ll be fine. Come on—you’re Kent…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
Hey all my fellow humes who devote a significant amount of your strategic acumen to matching the right object to the right orifice! This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Keep an eye out, Rok’thar.” I tread carefully across an expanse of dry, withered bones, scanning slowly to either side, as well as to our front and our rear. Torchlight glimmers off the flat of my sword. “My eye is steady, Fight Brother Wayne.” Unlike me, my fellow barbarian doesn’t have a torch. He’s wielding…
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New Episodes of Strained Brains are UP!
Episodes 8 and 9 of Strained Brains are UP! I sit down with history PhD Mark Sigmon and ruminate over the Civil War, why we should give a flying F about history, and possible ways to stand up to an immoral authority! Give it a listen! 🙂 🙂 😀 Here’s the links: Strained Brains Podcast.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
It’s been three years since I’ve been caught and assigned to a Grammar Nazi internment camp. I’ve been manacled to a steel desk welded to the floor, and forced to correct essay after essay after essay. Blood pours from my eyes on a daily basis, and with increasing frequency, my anus as well. There is…
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