What the scrote-pimple is happening, all my fellow humans who’ve gazed in disgust and fascination at a hideous vesicle atop an already-gross mass of flesh that resembles an exposed cat-brain? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about horrid growths atop slightly less horrid bulges; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how goshdern amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re training with ninjas, flipping around and learning all kinds of cool stuff you can do with smoke bombs, when suddenly you let loose with a giant, inopportune shart. Ninja swords slowly lower, shuriken-filled fists descend to hips, and the ninja master undoes his face wrap.
“This,” he gravely informs you, “is an offense that must be punished by death.”
“NO!” you scream, clanging your sword off a dozen others as you desperately fight back a horde of ninjas. Just as they’re about to overwhelm you, you instinctively form your hands into a secret series of ninja mudras, activating your ninja magic powers.
A hurricane of light swirls around you and you go straight up Dragonball Effin’ Z. Every trace of shart sucks back into your butthole, and once the winds die down, the ninja master gives you a nod and a smile.
“That was a test. You passed.”
YES! See that rush of exhilaration you’d feel at demonstrating mastery of shart-vanquishing magics is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a skidmark-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜