Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

How you all doing, my fellow olfactory warriors—those of you who’ve spent a busy night in the club, managed to charm a lucky individual into your bed, but now have to power through vegetation-withering odors so you can get you some booty?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast detail the dark underside of having to slap nethers with someone who’s worked up a slather of bdussy and smeg after a long night of dancing.  HELL no!  Echo’s all about cyborg shoot em up, hairy-faced robo-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how baby wipe amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  Elon Musk has finally lost it.  He’s partnered with Google, Facebook, and the Illuminati to create a hunter/killer fleet of dildroid drones, all capable of supersonic speeds, space-time warp-folds, and asparagus-tainted wiener-cream.  You’re running out from an alley, a reinforced umbrella held overhead, when suddenly a trio of dildroids swoops by and knock it out of your hands.  Another pair of drones arrow into the backs of your knees, sending you tumbling across the ground.  You flip over onto your back and raise a hand, begging and pleading as four of them hover above you, eclipsing the sun with their merciless, diode-lit dickheads.  But before they can spray you with their evil mecha-sperm, Justin Bieber runs out from behind a dumpster and makes a break for his car.  The drones swivel in place and zip toward him.  He manages a brief scream before seven hover-cocks blast him with an unending stream of white death (with a little tinge of yellow to make it EXTRA GROSS).  You scramble to your feet and manage to escape, cackling maniacally all the while.  YES!  See that rush of sheer joy you’d feel at escaping a fleet of robo-dicks and seeing them inundate the Biebs with foulness is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a pineapple-infused favor and leave him a positive review on the z’Zons or the i’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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