Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

Hey all my fellow humes who devote a significant amount of your strategic acumen to matching the right object to the right orifice!  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Fear not: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the unpleasantness surrounding the idea of the wrong thing in the wrong hole; no fools!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how craze-o-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  Luke Skywalker is guzzling some of that alien jizz from the latest movie, crying and weeping like the little biznotch he is for 90% of the film, when suddenly, the movie skips ahead to the good part where he’s astrally projected himself into a Force-illusion, only instead of a paltry fifteen minutes where he PRETENDS to kick ass, he’s ACTUALLY kicking ass!  Your jaw drops to the floor as you see Luke reclaim his manhood by nut-punching Rancors, slicing apart AT-ATs, and fist-fucking Kylo Ren right in his emo fucking face with a giant swordful of lightsaber justice!  YES!  See that rush of utter ecstasy you’d feel at seeing the Last Jedi as it was MEANT to be seen is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an old-school Star Wars favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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