Tag: humor
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As I walk my 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire past the playground, I look over at the hot-ass soccer moms and their booger-eating kids. I can’t help but notice that their leader, Soccer Mom Prime, is mother to an extraordinarily ripped and enormous toddler. “Damn,” I say before my brain can filter my speech, “that’s a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the rimjob is up, alla you folk who are secretly heartened by the fact that society is slowly starting to admit that having a tongue run up and down your cloacal cavern actually feels pretty good despite the fact that it’s where the most odious filth spills and bubbles like a hellish version of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! You know when you’ve just had an awesome steak date and you’re about to seal the deal, and your lover’s tongue seems to be homing in on all your super sensitive spots, sending your legs into paroxysms but that goddamn steak is demanding its freedom, pushing against your butthole with unrelenting force and…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Hmm…what to write, what to write…thousands of concepts have flowed through my fingers into this keyboard, but right now, my brain is stuck in a lurch… Nothing comes to mind. 2 HOURS OF NETFLIX, 3 HOURS OF INTERNET, AND 48 MASTURBATIONS LATER… Good lord, why can’t I think of something to motherfucking WRITE? My…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What’s going on, all you blissfully ignorant folk who never realized that there are some people out there who like to inject their gametes into an unattended cup of coffee, ensuring that trillions of sperm have passed undetected into millions of mouths and— GROSS! Who would do such a thing?!? That is DISGUSTING! I have…
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Kor,Thank: A High School Absurdical
Here I go, scrolling through my FB feed. Ugh…what happened to all those jiu-jitsu instructionals and cute dog videos I used to watch? Nowadays, all I see is bad news: killer viruses, hate and unrest, Karens (those are actually funny—I didn’t find out what that meant until a couple months ago, which shows I’m well…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What’s going on, all my fellow beautiful-genitaled folk who have lapsed into the habit of winning arguments by pulling down your pants, plunking the goods onto a table for all to see, then loudly exclaiming, “Good point, but what about THIS, motherfuc—” NO! That is not constructive, civil, or in any way acceptable! Before I…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
After I get my daily dose of doom and gloom from the interwebs news, I flop down onto my stain-crusted futon and sigh heavily. This futon used to host happy Soccer Moms, moms who would enjoy my thick, upcurved wiener for countless hours whilst they bounced and ground and cried out in delight. The world,…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hello my fellow bed-farters, all my fellow Disgustos who transform crisp, beautiful sheets into tattered remnants of their former selves, so much so that they resemble a post-apocalyptic army’s wind-torn banner held by a grimy, robo-suited soldier that— JUST KIDDING! That is DISGUSTING! Not only do I walk outside to fart, I flagellate myself five…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Society’s breaking down. Viruses. Riots. Hornets. What’s next? I click open my computer, my face heavy with worry and fear. As I browse through the news, my eyes widen. No. NO!!! THEY’VE JUST BANNED CHEESE!!! I run from my home, gasping and panicking. A look down the street at my local 7-11 confirms my suspicions;…
Kent Wayne 