Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

What’s going on, all my fellow beautiful-genitaled folk who have lapsed into the habit of winning arguments by pulling down your pants, plunking the goods onto a table for all to see, then loudly exclaiming, “Good point, but what about THIS, motherfuc—”

NO!  That is not constructive, civil, or in any way acceptable!  Before I debate anyone’s stance, I serve tea and crumpets and manual release!  Geez—that was just a test!  Stop being so friggin’ unruly!

But now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  And if you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And if you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀


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