Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

As I walk my 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire past the playground, I look over at the hot-ass soccer moms and their booger-eating kids.  I can’t help but notice that their leader, Soccer Mom Prime, is mother to an extraordinarily ripped and enormous toddler.

“Damn,” I say before my brain can filter my speech, “that’s a huge-ass baby.”

Soccer Mom Prime marches toward me, her Crossfit-hardened arms flexing into veiny world-beaters that swing back and forth with each determined step.

“What the fuck did you say, you unwashed proletariat?  Did you just call my kid a fatass?”  She pins me in place with a murderous glare.

“N-no,” I stammer.  “I was simply remarking on his extraordinary athleticism.”  Oh shit.  My mouth and mind have fallen out of sync—I’m about to go full-on Larry David.  “I’m sure he’ll steal a shitload of snacks from his weaker peers.  That in turn will accelerate his growth, allowing him to achieve sexual dominance when he enters high sch—”

SLAP-WHACK-CRACK!  Before I know it, she’s Krav Maga’d the shit out of my eyes, crotch, and liver.  In the span of a second, I find myself lying on the ground, staring up at the sky as she maneuvers me into a wire-tight armbar.

“AHHHHHH!!!” I scream.  “MERCY, SOCCER MOM PRIME!  BY THE LUNCH LADY’S LOOSE-LEAF LABIA, HAVE MERCY!!!”

She hugs her knees and arches her back, cranking the hold to its absolute limit.  One more millimeter and my elbow’s gonna pop.

Fuck it.  No options left.

So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My massive wiener bursts from its pants, kinda like a smellier, hairier version of Jack’s magic beanstalk.  As my dickhead surges into the cloud-dotted troposphere, every Soccer Mom for miles around stops what they’re doing and gazes at my beautiful peen.

Soccer Mom Prime is no exception.  She lets go of my arm and slowly rises, eyes fixed on my towering womb-hammer.

“By the Maker,” she whispers.

“Yep.”  I pillow my head with my hands and shoot her a grin.  “Go ahead and climb it.  There’s a prize at the top.”

Hordes of Soccer Moms emerge from their homes or offices, cresting hills and horizon so they can take a shot at making me spooge.  Pretty soon, my yogurt-slinger is covered in horny moms who are eager to bask in its restorative discharge (protein, antoxidants, and it’s good for your skin!).

The friction builds and peaks.  Damn, that feels kinda good…Uh-oh.  I think I’m gonna—

😀

Kent Wayne wins again!  HEH heh heh!

 

 

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