Tag: humor
-
Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Quarantine, day gajillion times a ferbillion + 3… It’s Friday. How do I know that, when all sense of time slips and slides like an oooey-gooey turd? Because I spend every Friday in a contest of wills, engaged in an arm-wrestling match with my seething penis. “You…won’t…win…” Its muscular head curls around my hand, reddening…
-
Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the shriveled wiener is happening, all you penile perfectionists who’ve given your junk a couple of tugs and a bunch of flicks to lengthen it up before showing it to the doctor because his office is so goddamn cold and you’re not trying to hit on the guy, but at the same time you…
-
Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’ve hooked up with legions of eager soccer moms; each one has welcomed me into their bed with unabashed enthusiasm. I’ve never had to hold down a steady job, on account of their cash tips and my constant hard-on. (Man-Whores unite!) But now, I’m reaping the consequences of my freewheeling lifestyle. Their douche-bro sons have…
-
Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is going on, all you Terrible People who’ve banged away with such intensity that it sounds like a fifty-foot Homer Simpson is ripping serious ass from whatever orifice you’ve chosen to plunder, to the point where you blame and ostracize your lover like the budding politician you are and cause them such…
-
Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Fascinating…I study my right index finger, globby with a nugget of my own snot. Shall it go inside my toddler mouth? Or should I adorn a chair with its gelatinous grace? Perhaps I should go a different route, and anoint one of my fellow attendees with a green upper li— Before I can decide on…
-
Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the gooch-sweat is happening, all you frivolous fuckers who like to weaponize the perspiration on your taint by using it to slip-n-slide across your passed-out friend’s unguarded face while throwing up devil horns for the laughing mofos who’re recording you on their phon— Holy HELL, man! You need some serious sensitivity training on why…
-
Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the anal uncertainty is going on, all you adventurous lovers who’ve found yourself tonguing away for the thousandth time, then induced a super tense silence by giving the b-hole an exploratory lick (Should I run? Should I hide? Celebration or seppuku? That is the question…) and then upon a receiving an approving moan, gone…
-
Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
After a gajillion hours of meditation and millions of grams of psychedelic mushrooms, here it comes—Ultimate Enlightenment! Oh daaaaAAAANNGG! Astral lightning blasts me from every direction, reaching deep in my chakras and transforming my soul at an incomprehensibly fundamental level. For a brief moment, I feel Existence opening, allowing me a glimpse of Transcendent Unity…
-
Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the giant dick-slit is going on, all my fellow men-folk who’ve accidentally painted your bathroom walls ammonia yellow because your hog has been tipped with a street-sweeper shotgun muzzle that doesn’t just spray the lid and the floor, but it also blasts back your unwitting thighs, which you’ve tried to explain countless times to…
-
Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“You ever seen it?” Beta Male Bill whispers. Light from the campfire glints off his eyes. “I havent’,” Craven Cal whispers back. His tin of beans lies cold and forgotten, a fork sticking out from its jagged top. I don’t say a thing. I too, have had my share of Kent Wayne nightmares. My name’s…
Kent Wayne 