Tag: fiction
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorNobberThoog McYibbenThobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his companions summon a Nelithy Elemental named Arinia D’Sae, then watch in awe as she kills legions of Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bung-tickle is happening, all my up-until-now-very-content fuckers who’re happily smashing but now there’s a fingertip brushing your b-hole which causes you to freeze like a jacklit deer, eyes wide with uncertainty for what the future might hold as your mind revs up to 1000 mph trying to figure out whether you should chance…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerBungerMung! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
WHAT IF… My wiener and ballsack achieved sentience? Ha! It happened! I’m a goddamn wish-machine! But things don’t go as planned. The exact opposite, actually. Wiener immediately begins slapping me across the face—wh’pap PAP, wh’pap-pap-PAP!—blinding me with its monstrous glans and wrinkled folds. “AKK! PHHBT! WHAT ARE YOU—” I raise my hands in an instinctive…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
YerThobbenGibbers! Thank ya muchly to all those who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya Big Big! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his companions summon a Nelithy Elemental named Arinia D’Sae, then watch in awe as she kills legions of Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hog-bulge is happening, all my fellow well-endowed peeps who like to activate the salivary glands of fervent admirers by wearing super tight jeans or letting the glans poke out the bottom of the shorts or the top of the waistband as if your wiener was an overfriendly neighbor saying “Hi! Hello! How’s everything…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
HNNGH! Ah…nothing better than beating my meat before a relaxing nap. Wait, where’s the load? I can’t see it anywhere. Gotta clean it up before— Zzzzz…. SEVERAL MONTHS LATER… Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum…make some eggs, drink some coffee, fire up the laptop so I can get to writing… Wait. What was that? Did someone break in? …
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Chapter 25 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 25 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his companions fight their way to the Elerican hexflow! Here’s the link: Chapter 25 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2…
Kent Wayne 