Tag: fiction
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Just one of these testicles will sate our Shadow Demon overlord for the next thousand eons!” Jeff Bezos unzips my pants, wagging a meat cleaver as he meets the gazes of his fellow billionaire-nerds. “Can you believe our luck?” “No!” I struggle frantically against my restraints, but it’s no use—they’ve tied me securely to their…
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Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon gets his first glimpse of his fantastic destination! Here’s the link: Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-shield is happening, all my fellow laze-holes who never bother changing your sheets and make a habit of blasting them with jizz, causing them to harden into impenetrable armor that you use as a barrier when some asshole burglar runs into your home and tries to plug you but surprise, motherfucker, can’t get…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
ArJumberYums NerScobberBoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is up!
BerKoom! Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is UP! Here we go: an aimless kid who doesn’t want to go to college, doesn’t want to vie for a corner office and cushy 401k, but doesn’t know what else to do. Luckily for him, he stumbles onto a reality-bending contract that shows him–in the words of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the terror-cock is happening, all my fellow meat-packers who are slinging so much sausage that you gotta spray it with ice water and put a bow-tie on it to make it look as small and respectable as possible before showing it to a potential mate because otherwise they’ll go make a run for the…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Much to my neighbor’s distress, I finish my shower-karaoke with a not just butchered, but fisted-in-the-anoos-and-left-for-dead rendition of “Every Breath You Take” by the Police. “I’LL BE WATCHING YOOOOUUU!!!” I scream into my shampoo bottle/microphone. Suddenly, a double-toned voice growls, “That should do it.” Da fuq? I look down and lock eyes with a pair…
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Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is up!
BerKoom! Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is UP! Here we go: an aimless kid who doesn’t want to go to college, doesn’t want to vie for a corner office and cushy 401k, but doesn’t know what else to do. Luckily for him, he stumbles onto a reality-bending contract that shows him–in the words of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dangly-sack is happening, all you big-scrotumed sex-machines who dread the thought of doggy style because your giant balls are gonna be subject to merciless, rhythmic impact—THWAP-THWAP-THWAP—as you soldier on from behind, crying silent tears of pain while fucking up a storm for the good of your partner but you can’t last much longer…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A hundred words. A thousand. Ten thousand. A hundred thousand. A MILLION. I write and I write and I write, turning my imagination inside out, upside down and into a dimension-twisting mobius. I lose track of time and space as my fingers dance across the keys, channeling idea after idea after idea… “KENT WAYNE!” The…
Kent Wayne 